debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between



edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…



yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs


*fangirls*

(Source: hazellncaster)




apple-jack-daniels:

I feel like this will be much more applicable this season.



Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
C.S. Lewis (via quotes-shape-us)



mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse)




intoasylum:

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marvel | text posts




(Source: eye-cancer)